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The usual thing it used to be
Our summers to decry,
Because they were too wet, you see,—
We longed to have them dry.
...

'What meks tha sit so quate, to-neet ?
Come, hes ta nowt to say ?
Theaw coom i' th' heawse an' never spoke
O th' time theaw geet thi tay.
...

Yo may talk abeawt Growcot, or Postle, or Day,
As runners o' fame an' reneawn ;
But if Owd Billy Putty mun pick his own track,
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Aw've bin watchin' th' Whit-Frida' processions,—
Th' big event uv o' th' year in eawr teawn';
An' aw thowt it might prove interestin'
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Ther's an owd family relic on th' bookshelf up theer,
An’ aw'll keep it till th' day 'at aw dee;
Aw know 'at it wouldno' be wo'th mich to yo,
...

As the Fairy Queen sat on her gossamer throne
That sparkled with pearls of dew,
She suddenly cried to a sprite at her side-
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Aw know a wench wi' soft blue een
'At dart forth luvvin' glances ;
An' it's hur aw'd like to mek mi queen,
For mi soul hoo fair entrances.
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Theaw thinks theaw'rt hon'some - doesno' theaw ?
But tek my word theaw'rt reet deawn feaw;
No sign o' beauty con one trace,
...

Well, what are ta bringin' us, like, when theaw comes ?—
We're feelin' quite anxious to know ;
Is it good news 'at'll gladden eawr hearts ?
...

Aw'd just stopped to rest me, a bit past th' owd farm;
For t' basket wur heavy, an' t' weather wur warm.
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Aw've a snug little cot, an' a sweet-tempered wife,
To help me an' cheer me throo th' journey o' life;
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For close on a year, aw'v bin courtin',
Wi' a lass, eh, so tender an' true;
An' for beauty, yo'd find nooan to match hur,
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' Where is my wandering boy to-night ?—the boy of my tenderest care ?—'
The voice of the singer rang clear and sweet on the biting Christmas air ;
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No deawt yo've yerd speyk uv Owd Turpin,
' At used to live up at Pell Mell;
He wur quite an eccentric owd felley,
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When th' factory loces uv a neet,
An' labour's o'er for th' day,
What throngs o' warkin' folk yo’ll meet,
Wi' spirits leet an' gay,
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Theaw'rt welcome, Prince, as fleawers i' May,
To eawr little village!
An' thi health we'll drink to-day
I'th' choicest ale on th' stillage.
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It seems no mooar nor tuthri year,
Sin' th' day 'at we wur wed!
An' yet ther's fifty summers bloomed,
An' fifty winters fled.
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Ther's a grond little spot in this owd teawn uv eawrs,—
A pratty an' cosy retreat,
Wheer ther's velvetty lawns, thickly bordered wi fleawers,
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'What meks tha sit so quate, to-neet? Come, hesta nowt to say?
Tha coom i' th' heawse an' never spooak o t' time tha geet thi tay.
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We're ramblin' reawnd th' owd spot agen,—
Th' owd favourite spot uv o';
Wheer oft we've towd eawr saycrets, lass,
I' whispers soft an' low
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The Best Poem Of William Baron

A Wail Of The Heat Wave

The usual thing it used to be
Our summers to decry,
Because they were too wet, you see,—
We longed to have them dry.
But now for months, from morn till night,
We've basked in Sol's bright rays ;
Yet few you'll find who show delight,
Or speak in terms of praise
Of these aggravating, irritating,
Half-cremating, wrath-creating,
Mercury-raising, semi-blazing, scorching summer days.

One feels much like a jelly-fish,
Or limpet washed ashore ;
If this is getting what we wish,
We'll crave for it no more.
Each man you meet reviles the heat
In none-too-classic phrase ;
To be polite, one cannot write
Exactly what he says
Of these hot, oppressive, fierce, aggressive,
Sweat-producing, fat-reducing,
Liquid-yearning, throttle-burning, parching summer days.

O, for a trip to either pole,
With Peary, or with Scott!
Where icebergs rear their white forms tall,
And heat waves trouble not.
A month or so 'mid Arctic snow
Our drooping hearts would raise ;
And soften down the angry frown
Which everyone displays
These roasting, boiling, toasting, broiling,
Record-breaking, sweltering, baking,
Ultra-torrid, beastly horrid, melting summer days.

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