Bri Edwards Loneliness Poems

Janice worked 9-5 as her boss's secretary.
At work she was sedate. But her evenings could be scary.
You see, Janice lived a bit on the ‘wild side',
something which, from her coworkers, she did hide.
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When it comes to saying which guy is Great,
it is really up to each gal (or guy) to rate ….
for themselves, …..though I'll give THIS advice:
'Don't ever marry the same guy twice! '
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I lay ‘pon our lonely bed, only the bed and me,
when s’ddenly I got the ‘rge (I tho’ght) to pee.
So ’p I got and off I went, thro’gh the bathroom door.
I sat down ‘pon the toilet, b’t peed two drops, no more.
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One lonely, dark, and rainy night,
I picked my way out for a bite.
A bite to eat, I mean to say,
‘cause I was single for a many a day …
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The day before Valentine's Day, she goes out shopping.
She has several gifts in mind, so she goes store hopping.
To Victoria's Secret she first does go, her girlish figure in tow.
She means to purchase panties and other ‘secret things' to show ……
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I was conceived inside my author’s brain,
written down on paper, in language plain,
edited and rewritten (at least twice) ……
until (I think) ……..I arrived “quite nice”.
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If Eden's Adam's BIG fig leaf you had upturned,
I think, your advances, he'd not have spurned.

Perhaps horny Adam needn't have lost any rib,
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Now oysters are often grown in shallow water in a 'bed',
then harvested and sold to restaurants where oyster-lovers are fed.

At one oyster farm a single oyster got left behind by mistake.
The oyster was saved from being eaten, and at first thought he'd gotten a break.
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How your mind races as you await your true lover!
You lie shivering and primed beneath your bed cover.
Shivering with sexual tension, you stare at your clock, ….
…..whose face stares back and spouts: ‘Tick-tock, Tick-tock'.
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Alas, poor Lora, alone in bed at night,
feeling the PAIN, albeit out of sight.
If I could concoct 4 U a magic potion...
to ease pain, I'd swim the biggest ocean.
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Have you not seen the pale Moon at Midday?
But "each dawn claims the rising sun" is alright.
Gather woes if you really must; I say THAT's OK.
Claim all of them if it lessons your pitiful plight!
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