bob eichen

Hello Devil.
YOU AGAIN! !
No wait! This time I really know what I want and I want to make a deal.
YOU SAY THAT EVERY DAY! ! !
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Thur 11: 00PM
Dear Diary,
It's now been 4357 days since I started writing poetry.
It started out so well.
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A Haiku

Flaming red hemorhoid
Toilet now a bloody mess
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When I was younger
I had three drugs
One let me sleep at night
One brought me happiness
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When I was young
I had two good friends
John Barleycorn
and
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I'm old!
I'm tired!
I'm sick!
and
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Oh, dear God!
YES, BOB. WHAT IS IT?
I need your help again!
NATURALLY.
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HI BOB
Who? Who said that?
BOB, IT'S ME, GOD.
Oh Uh Hi.
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(KNOCK, KNOCK)
I'm in here!

I KNOW! YOU'VE BEEN IN THERE FOR HALF AN HOUR. OTHERS DO HAVE TO GO TOO.
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Every night
Every day
All or nothing, not a play
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I am trapped.
In this world.
In this mind.
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A Haiku

Indestructable
That's how I pictured myself
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I'm sad today
Sad today
Oh, so very sad today
And yes
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May I help you, sir?
ONE LUNCH, PLEASE.
That'll be $8.99.
I THOUGHT THEY WERE FREE.
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I often yell, 'fire! '
in a crowded theater.
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Now having caused so much mischief in the realm of heaven, all the Gods joined together to drive Trickster into the lands of the Mortals.
In the sky, as Eagle, Trickster brought thunder and lightning.
In the sea, as Shark, he summoned the tidal wave.
In the desert, as Tortoise, he brought sandstorm.
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Imagine
Imagine a world
Imagine a life
In shadow
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I am trapped!
In the present
In a present I have made for myself
Behind lies regret
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A Haiku

When I got married
I thought I'd have lots of sex
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