Bri Edwards Poems

Today is March 9th. Yes the NINTH! Do you hear?
Here's a record of last comment I've had. Oh dear!

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Up at dawn to greet the day!
I'd rise sooner if I had my way.
Eat three eggs, and veggies too.
That's what we're all 'posed to do.
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I love my title, BUT I have NOW to write a poem to go with it. (SHIT! !)

My PH "friend" Loke Kok Yee ["Bro", as he is known to me]....
....has once again done some very, very clever poetic writing,
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Do I have Showcase-Readers who care if there IS one? So, what is YOUR answer?
Santa has deer: Dasher, Blixem, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Dunder, Prancer and Dancer …..
to pull his sleigh full of gifts for girls and boys of the world! [[only those Christian? ? ]].
I'm no Santa, but I'll deliver my ‘gift' of a showcase IF I get six "Haves" to question! !
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I must be crazy to make my "inconvenient solution" known, to YOU, …....for NO FEE.
But, if you really wish to, after reading this, you MAY send your gifts to Bri, that's ME!
Now into a 2nd month of this ‘Comment-Submission-Travesty', SOMETHING must be done! !
I've heard much grumbling amongst the members; I hope none of them have/has ………a gun! !
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A Baby's Laughter
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P-H says: 'Take a deep breathe and write your (new) poem here'.
Bri says: 'P-H's new format is VERY odd; some MAY say: "queer".

The site now politely uses "WELLCOME", which is NOT the correct spelling.
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Why Do Men Have P*nises But Women Do Not? ....(dedicated to fellow PoemHunter member Jim McGill)

That't my question but I don't have the answer....YET.
But I've got plenty to say about it. That you can BET on!
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Halloween & Birth:

A child's birth may involve suspense, fear, pain & BLOOD.
And it may seem, to mom, dad, and/or baby, a FLOOD, an
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That't my question but I don't have the answer....YET.
But I've got plenty to say about it. That you can BET on!
It's 'my' question, BUT it was my wife who asked it first!
She called my penis 'ugly' & when I first heard 'that' I nearly
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