Why Men Have P*nises & Women Don't! .....{ Dedicated To Jim Mcgill, A Fine Poet } Poem by Bri Edwards

Why Men Have P*nises & Women Don't! .....{ Dedicated To Jim Mcgill, A Fine Poet }

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Why Do Men Have P*nises But Women Do Not? ....(dedicated to fellow PoemHunter member Jim McGill)

That't my question but I don't have the answer....YET.
But I've got plenty to say about it. That you can BET on!
It's 'my' question, BUT it was my wife who asked it first!
She called my p*nis 'ugly' & when I first heard 'that' I nearly
BURST.

Was it anger which she caused to burst out from me, you ask?
NO! It was laughter which for me to control became a TASK!
In part my laughter was because 'we' nearly-never seem to agree,
BUT now we HAD! For years I'd thought my p*nis ugly; you see?

I've thought for YEARS that it is 'ugly', but at least I'm circumcised!
If I'd not taken showers with teammates in high school, I surmise, ....
I STILL might not know how UGLY an uncircumcised p*nis can look.
If you don't KNOW what I mean, I refer you to an illustrated anatomy...
BOOK.

I've MORE to say! I say p*nises, when swollen (with blood) aka 'erect',
are more 'attractive', with or without their foreskins. I've sort of checked.
{ I've had two jobs in hospitals, on surgical-patient floors & in surgery.
It's TRUE! ! }
I've seen both sexes without their 'usual' clothes. { That too is 'between
me and YOU'! ! }

It's LATE, and one PoemHunter member, .....to read my p*nis-musings, ....
does await.
A fine poet, he feels PH 'censors' will reject my 'work', & NOT let it reach
'home plate'!
He thinks 'they' won't publish 'p*nis'. Believe me, there ARE precedents.
'They' might ERASE 'it'.
This to me..[[ & I think to Jim McGill the 'one' ]].. would be, for this site, a
HUGE.......disgrace.



(submitted on October 2nd? or 3rd? ? , 2023)
(censored for 'Our Leader' PH on October 6th)


Bri Edwards

:)

{ AS I, Bri, am NOT perfect, so also PoemHunter is not perfect. Who is? }

Tuesday, October 3, 2023
Topic(s) of this poem: husband,wife,being different,disappointment,human,body
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Bri Edwards 04 October 2023

I'VE had SERIOUS PROBLEMS on PH recently, I MEAN problems with 'routine' procedures which rarely, if ever. have been problematic! ! Boohoo.

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Kingsley Egbukole 04 October 2023

The difference between men and women. Yes Bri, lets hear it.

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Bri Edwards 10 October 2023

It's COMPLICATED! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! : )

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Jim McGill 03 October 2023

Of course I want to read it. I will probably get deactivated like some of my stuff. But, try anyway. See how long it will stay up.

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Bri Edwards 07 October 2023

{ cont, } ....BUT 'someone/thing' (using MY NAME) successfully published PENIS or PENISES, with a portion of something I'd written, an INCOMPLETE POEM! ! ! DUH! ! : ( : )))))) bri

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Bri Edwards 07 October 2023

Jim, STRANGELY. PH seemed 'uninterested' in THIS poem UNTIL I edited each PENIS to 'read' P*NIS! ! ! { continued ]

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Dr Dillip K Swain 03 October 2023

The text needs to be expanded

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Bri Edwards 19 October 2023

Will that 'draw in' MORE READERS? ? ? ? ? : ) BRI

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Bri Edwards 16 October 2023

Perhaps Dillip is 'making a joke'? ? : ))))

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Bri Edwards 10 October 2023

'Be my guest', Doctor Dillip! ! ! : ) bri

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