She was clearly confused
Bewildered and bemused
How can it be called a civil war?
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What if I put time in a glass jar
And tossed it into the rolling ocean
Do I get to wish upon a shooting star
Changing it into a potent love potion
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I'm not feeling very cheery
As I meander through
This far-reaching Irish slough
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She was waiting for her special someone
A soldier, who was coming home to meet their son
Who looked so much like his dad, she called him Rerun
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On the 1st day of Christmas I gave my true love
A Mr. T Chia Pet
Something she said she won't forget
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While I was in Berlin
I committed a sin
Much to my chagrin
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More often than not
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
Is what I think when I hear
That our future is unclear
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Things are getting a little dull
So I'll crank up my MP3 player
Led Zeppelin, Kiss, Jethro Tull
Metallica, Van Halen, and Slayer
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When that she-devil stormed into your life
She ended up being hell In heels
And she toyed with you to see how it feels
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Sitting near the candelabra
Sipping on a cup of sumatra
Praying that this hot caffeine
Will be my hangover vaccine
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