The Irish were brave with no fear
'Let's take over the world! ' was their cheer
but that was prevented
when someone invented
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don't know the date
are these bills all late?
can't seem to keep track
my memory's not back
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tis the day after St Paddy's Day
and I've a few words to say - if I may?
to a person new-old
with a heart of pure gold
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There once was a girl named Erin
At whom all the guys would be starin'
She was lean and lithe,
But bad poems she despised.
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a recurrent theme
in my life
is how my job
causes such strife
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Here is an ode to Anna Russell
with a wriggly jiggly bum that is really all muscle
and with a mind that is dancing all of the time
she's a tequila mockingbird with a twist of lime
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she holds me in a warm embrace
and brings me to a dreamy place
wraps me in a loving grace
all my worries are erased
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it was raining cat and dogs
Dad stepped out through the door
things got real hairy then
when it began to pour
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at the School of Sternness
there's a class on 'How to Frown'
Ms. Leech doesn't like me
and called me the class clown
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