Chuck Audette

Rookie - 0 Points (Poetry Hell, Vermont)

Chuck Audette Poems

1. Mad Cow Disease 10/21/2005
2. She Sleeps: 1: 53 Am 5/1/2005
3. Cosmic Accident? 4/7/2005
4. Hard Lesson 4/8/2005
5. Brewed Awakening 4/1/2005
6. Sour Words 4/1/2005
7. The End Of The Road 4/4/2005
8. Final Wishes 5/4/2005
9. Hire And Fire 4/11/2006
10. Crushing Fatigue 5/25/2006
11. My Plan Is A Smashing Success 7/17/2006
12. Things To Not Do When Bored 8/7/2006
13. Last Call (Salvation Libations) 1/31/2006
14. Celestial Observations 1/31/2006
15. Water Break 2/22/2006
16. A Child's Scientific Religious Experiment 2/27/2006
17. Fatigue 2/28/2006
18. Coprophagous (A Gross Little Ditty) 2/28/2006
19. What Am I? 4/21/2006
20. Just Desserts And Final Judgement 5/25/2006
21. Haircut Payback 3/7/2006
22. Lost Mooring 3/13/2006
23. Saturday Morning Alarm Clock 3/24/2006
24. Explanation For Bed Wetting 3/24/2006
25. A False Truism 4/5/2006
26. Another Forgotten 5/17/2005
27. Multitalented 6/9/2005
28. Coming To My Senses... 10/7/2005
29. The Moon Stalker (A Science Poem, Of Sorts) 6/16/2005
30. I Have To Kill You Now 6/16/2005
31. A Tryptophane Down Memory Lane (Thanksgiving) 6/20/2005
32. Cold Fall Morning 10/3/2005
33. Well-Dressed 10/3/2005
34. Best Bait 10/3/2005
35. Manic In Love In The Men's Department 12/9/2005
36. Curative Efforts 12/13/2005
37. Missing Runaway Found 12/16/2005
38. Message 12/28/2005
39. The Scream (Explained) 12/28/2005
40. The Young Fire 1/2/2006
Best Poem of Chuck Audette

Limerick For St. Patrick's Day 2011 - A History Lesson Of The Irish

The Irish were brave with no fear
'Let's take over the world! ' was their cheer
but that was prevented
when someone invented
a thing that we now know as 'beer'!

Read the full of Limerick For St. Patrick's Day 2011 - A History Lesson Of The Irish

Hire And Fire

some money I was desperately needing
gambling debts paid or I'd soon be bleeding
my bar was already deep in the red
'youse got insurance? ', the mob guy said
'dis dump you could combust
but get an alibi - dat is a must'

Hmm.. 'arsonist' ain't in the phone book -
so around my bar, I took a look

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