Chuck Audette

Rookie - 0 Points (Poetry Hell, Vermont)

Chuck Audette Poems

1. This Throws Off My Whole Schedule, What Do I Do Until My 10 O'Clock? ! 10/31/2008
2. Little League Outfielder (Attention Elsewhere) 5/5/2009
3. The Captain Crushes My Bowspirit 1/27/2010
4. Never Bypass A Good Opportunity 1/27/2010
5. Poissoned To Death 4/27/2010
6. Schooner Or Later… (A 'Zen' Limerick) 3/15/2013
7. The Definition Of Success (A 'Zen' Limerick) 3/15/2013
8. Limerick For St. Patrick's Day 2010 - Courtesy 3/24/2011
9. Queens Over Aces 11/24/2008
10. His Annual 'Mission' In San Juan Capistrano 12/11/2008
11. Limerick For St. Patrick's Day (Part 2) 3/17/2009
12. Limerick For St. Patrick's Day 2011 - Ode To A Lass, Alas 3/21/2011
13. Limerick For St. Patrick's Day (Part 1) 3/17/2009
14. Little Jack Horner's Undercover Identity Blown 10/31/2008
15. The Spam Poem 10/27/2009
16. Card Playing Rookie - Asked To Leave The Casino 11/24/2008
17. They'Re Chlorinating My Water 4/13/2005
18. Christopher Columbus' Expensive Dream 4/4/2005
19. Sour Words 4/1/2005
20. Curative Efforts 12/13/2005
21. Message 12/28/2005
22. You'Re Welcome, To A Bilingual Pun 1/27/2010
23. Gambling Confession: How I Lost All My Money In The Bar 5/18/2009
24. My Dream House 4/1/2005
25. The Moon Stalker (A Science Poem, Of Sorts) 6/16/2005
26. Cold Fall Morning 10/3/2005
27. Crushing Fatigue 5/25/2006
28. She Sleeps: 1: 53 Am 5/1/2005
29. Hard Lesson 4/8/2005
30. Water Break 2/22/2006
31. The Landlord Explains: 2/12/2008
32. In My Fertile Imagination 9/5/2006
33. Kindling A New Romance 11/7/2007
34. Limerick For St. Patrick's Day 2011 - Ode To A Crossword Addict 3/21/2011
35. British Commuters Ask 'Where Is It! ? ' 6/8/2007
36. Coming Up For Adoption 6/8/2007
37. The Wife Keeps Me On A Short Leash 10/19/2007
38. The Station Fire 2/20/2006
39. What A Crappy Thing To Do 9/19/2008
40. The End Of The Road 4/4/2005
Best Poem of Chuck Audette

A Different Kind Of Graffiti Artist

'Truth is Love'
such words were said
as the poet painted
the town
all read

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Hire And Fire

some money I was desperately needing
gambling debts paid or I'd soon be bleeding
my bar was already deep in the red
'youse got insurance? ', the mob guy said
'dis dump you could combust
but get an alibi - dat is a must'

Hmm.. 'arsonist' ain't in the phone book -
so around my bar, I took a look

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