When was the last time
that I got to eat slime
Why in the hell must I eat
some townees feet.
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Me and my banjo
Me and my banjo
I'm a doin sum fingerpickin
but damn it's on a chickin
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Oh Crickmore...give me more
Quick..quick..more..more
Yes yes quicker oh great Cricker
Yes Cricker let's go quicker
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Lady folk, lady folk
One day I woke
and I din't like em
cos they weren't no more fun
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One night my maa and my paa thought it'd be a goood idea if they's did some hankering and some pankering and sooo a few months lataa I was borned, Cleetus J Hump. My paa who was also my uncle soon shot my maa cos she dint like how he playd gameses with the piggiees. I ain't a thinking dat there's aany problemms with that there but ah it was onnly my great auntee/maa, i got another dozen of eem so yeeah.)
Last Time
When was the last time
that I got to eat slime
Why in the hell must I eat
some townees feet.
I just miss slime
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