Hootanany Poem by Cleetus Hump

Me and my banjo
Me and my banjo
I'm a doin sum fingerpickin
but damn it's on a chickin

Me and my banjo
Me and my banjo
I was just havin sum fun
but I broke my piggies bum

Me and my banjo
Me and my banjo
I'm gonna marry my sisteer
Who's also my maaa

Me and my banjo
Me and my banjo
At the weddin I playin a song
but it aint gonna be very loong

Me and my banjo
Me and my banjo
my wifes gonna be jeelaous
cos i prefer to bum fellas