David Darbyshire Poems

You know when you feel like
your standing on a sinking ship
what you should be doing is,
a triple back flip
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on a very narrow, thin ledge
sitting up high on a wall
wishing no big gust of wind come along
causing me to Fall
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I went to strip club
and what a Rush
I met Vanessa, The Undressa
and Lilly the Lush
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A Poem a Day
Keeps the Doctor away
So take pen to Paper
And write a caper
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To be alone at Christmas,
is not a fun thing at all.
It's like sitting in an empty class,
or no one to call.
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Desserts are the best dish
usually comes, what I wish
the best are from my Mum
very sweet and with a plum
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She is such a sweet Girl,
blond hair with half a curl.
Dutch as Dutch can be,
living life so happily.
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Can't swing an axe
won't mop the floor.
Follow my tracks?
I goin out the door.
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Black and White sad eye's,
eats shoots and leaves, what a bear
never says thankyou
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Stop complaining
you will get training,
Stop complaining
I'll do the rearranging,
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