Devang Gandhi

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A server was a man with drinks
A Notebook was where you write
A click was done with fingers
And a reboot means you had a fight
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Oxymorons are 2 contradicting words,
Now tell me, isn't that absurd?

An example of this is virtual reality,
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It's your first time, you've never done this,
For him though, this is unbelievable bliss.
You put him off, trying to make an excuse,
He approaches you, it's to no use.
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My goldfish took up tennis.
They installed a little net
at the bottom of their fishtank
for their first official set.
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I'm feeling rather full tonight.
I couldn't eat another bite.
I couldn't eat a half a bean,
or even taste a tangerine.
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I bought a pet tomato
and I tried to teach him tricks,
but he wasn't any good at
catching balls or fetching sticks.
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POVERTY?
3,000,000,000 people in our world would say,
That they live on less than $2 a day.
No education means 1/3 of them can’t read,
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My teacher took my walkman, he said they had a rule.
I couldn't bring it into class or even to the school.

He said he would return it, I'd have it back today.
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Why should we suffer from a racial point of view?
Sure we are different, me and you.
But why is there such a separation,
I think it’s just a case of severe exaggeration.
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Like a wheel chaired lady falling down,
Week, worn-out, slodging through the ground.
Men pushing each other, all in a kerfuffle,
The blazing sirens, now all muffled.
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I purchased a Maserati
and a new Mercedes-Benz,
plus a brand new Lamborghini
I could show off to my friends.
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My book report is due today.
I haven't finished yet.
In fact, I haven't started,
which I'm coming to regret.
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The Best Poem Of Devang Gandhi

The Age Before The Computer (Really Funny)

A server was a man with drinks
A Notebook was where you write
A click was done with fingers
And a reboot means you had a fight

Cyberspace was where the spaceships went
A screen saver was a cinema's bodyguard
Traffic only happened in cars
And Spam always had a lot of lard

Java was a type of bean
Hacking was what an axe-man's job,
A platform was where you sang
And a volley was a type of lob

Scan was to read really fast
A Moniter was a teacher
A shortcut was a dangerous way
And Shout-Outs done by preachers

Meg was the name of my girlfriend,
And gig was a job for the nights.
Now they all mean different things,
And that really mega bytes.

An application was for employment.
A program was a TV show.
A cursor used profanity.
A keyboard was a piano.

Memory was something that you lost with age.
A CD was a bank account.
And if you had a 3 inch floppy,
You hoped nobody would ever find out.

Compress was something you did to the garbage,
Not something you did to a file,
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for a while.

Log on was adding wood to the fire.
Hard drive was a long trip on the road.
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived,
And a backup happened to your commode.

Cut you did with a pocket knife.
Paste you did with glue.
A web was a spider's home,
And a virus was the flu.

I guess I'll stick to my pen and paper,
And the memory in my head.
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash,
But when it happens they wish they were dead!

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