You WILL work till you're 70,
all you sloggers.
My government can't afford
to pay you a pension,
...
I've heard it said
that you have to fall in the water
ninety seven times
before you're a REAL boater.
...
Us boaters
have the knack
of drowning
inanimate objects
...
She's having a party,
a party for one.
The cake sits there
...
It's quarter to nine.
It's ALWAYS quarter to nine.
...
Lord Ledgie, paintbrush bristling in his hands
Introduces himself,
“You can call me Ledgie, John or anything you like
but I’m known as Lord Ledgie, ” he says.
...
It's eating you,
beating you
into submission,
soaking
...
I'm doing pennants.
Multi-coloured and
blowing in the wind.
It's a Tring thing.
...
'It's everlasting' he said.
'Its glow will last forever.'
That's clever!
...
You don’t want to talk to Old Ted!
He has a bite almost as ferocious as his Rottweiler.
People give him a wide berth as they pass
His rotting old narrowboat,
...