Gareth Glyn Roberts
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I remind her of her father She reminds me of her mother That's why we're so happy together We bring out the worst in each other
I took my car to the jetwash today Put in the money and started to spray The money ran out but the spray wouldn't stop And I ended up spraying all over the shop
I gave a public health talk in Pontefract By golly I read them the riot act But the crowd began to disperse And their health just gets worse and worse
Breakfast like a king, they said It keeps you nice and steady So I made myself some eggybread Now I'm Eggybread the Unready
SAFFRON For the last six months I’ve made it my mission To be a celebrity on television,
Valentine's Day Poem
Their Valentine's Day was marred When he bought her a cut-price card It cost 7p So offended was she
I do twenty press-ups daily
They Age Faster Up North
If you live in the North you age faster You get more lines round your mouth If you live in Leeds or Lancaster Than some cushy number down South.
Uncle Wilfred's nerves weren't the best He kept a miniature brandy under his vest Whenever he went out he got shaky and shivery So he always used Tesco home delivery.
Life Is Like A Game Of Pool (Part 2)
you think it's going off track, you're just about to pot the white and then you pot the black.
Welcome to my private view I'm the artist, how d'you do I'm so glad you like my work I'm so glad that I'm a berk
Breathing is the answer to your problems, the answer to your problems is the breath. Breathe, and you are in the flow of life: don't, and you are in the throe of death.
Can I Freeze Cheese?
Can I freeze cheese, can I freeze cheese, can I freeze cheese, my man? Yes you may, yes you may, yes you most certainly can.
New Year's Resolution
Why shed those Christmas calories? Who says I should? Give me another helping please of clotted cream, of full fat cheese,
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Best Poem of Gareth Glyn Roberts
I remind her of her father
She reminds me of her mother
That's why we're so happy together
We bring out the worst in each other