Gareth Glyn Roberts

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I remind her of her father
She reminds me of her mother
That's why we're so happy together
We bring out the worst in each other
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I took my car to the jetwash today
Put in the money and started to spray
The money ran out but the spray wouldn't stop
And I ended up spraying all over the shop
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I gave a public health talk in Pontefract
By golly I read them the riot act
But the crowd began to disperse
And their health just gets worse and worse
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you think it's going off track,
you're just about to pot the white
and then you pot the black.
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Always wear your hygiene hats
whenever handling foods
although they make you feel like prats
those health & safety snoods
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'Lances, shields and armour plate?
They're long since out of stock.
The ancient art of jousting, mate -
It's taken a bit of a knock.'
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Uncle Wilfred's nerves weren't the best
He kept a miniature brandy under his vest
Whenever he went out he got shaky and shivery
So he always used Tesco home delivery.
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If you live in the North you age faster
You get more lines round your mouth
If you live in Leeds or Lancaster
Than some cushy number down South.
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Welcome to my private view
I'm the artist, how d'you do
I'm so glad you like my work
I'm so glad that I'm a berk
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Zero hours on New Year's Night,
time for Auld Lang Syne;
opting out, I pour myself
another glass of wine;
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BONG! At midnight tonight there'll be cheering
BONG! And singing of Auld Land Syne,
BONG! Text messages sent in their millions
BONG! And hands raising whisky and wine,
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Why shed those Christmas calories?
Who says I should?
Give me another helping please
of clotted cream, of full fat cheese,
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Can I freeze cheese, can I freeze cheese,
can I freeze cheese, my man?
Yes you may, yes you may,
yes you most certainly can.
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Breathing is the answer to your problems,
the answer to your problems is the breath.
Breathe, and you are in the flow of life:
don't, and you are in the throe of death.
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I do
twenty
press-ups
daily
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Their Valentine's Day was marred
When he bought her a cut-price card
It cost 7p
So offended was she
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Breakfast like a king, they said
It keeps you nice and steady
So I made myself some eggybread
Now I'm Eggybread the Unready
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I've received some rejections by email,
I've received some rejections by post,
But rejection by text
Though it left me quite vexed
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You've got to hand it to Carol Ann Duffy
she's so unrhymed, unscanned and unstuffy
and now we've had the royal birth
she's disappeared off the face of the earth
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I remind her of her father
She reminds me of her mother
That's why we're so happy together
We bring out the worst in each other

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