Mission astronaut felt an eerie chill!
Exploration on his first launch was the ultimate thrill!
G forces could not keep him from his flight drill.
Absence of gravity he handled with skill.
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Complete teenager delight!
Omnipotently excite!
Masculine power!
Passion in the late night hour!
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Kinky Friedman in a Dallas St. Patrick's Parade.
In fear is Ricky as he starts to fade!
Nervous Ricky is in such a plight!
Kinkster's message in Texas does excite!
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They're cow chips in W's punch bowl!
They float and roll!
Thin and thick -
Some the size of a brick!
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Shannon Doherty of 90210 must just go!
Danny Bonaduce of that Partridge show causes rapid intestional flow!
Anna Nicole Smith of the mouth slur is a bad mental blur!
Bill O'Reilly of the truth err does often deter!
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Hiding during the Vietnam War,
You are now both supporters of Iraq gore!
Perfectly content,
Others' lives to be spent!
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Revealing himself as just a man of greed!
Interest in Texas heritage he does not heed!
Cannot wait to derail!
Keen to place the historic train up for sale!
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I'll be cloned for Christmas -
You can count the many me's!
Please have plenty of food for my multiple brood -
And lotsa presents for the many me's to appease!
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Oh for a bachelor party unique!
Something others in the ranching town would long bespeak.
Could he create for the groom an event truly distinct?
All others would be thought extinct?
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Mighty reprobates tremble!
Outragin' Texas 'leges' as they assemble.
Lookin' at power as it corrupts.
Legalized thievery she disrupts.
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