Ima Ryma


Ima Ryma Poems

81. Bat Chat 10/9/2013
82. Bath Time 11/19/2014
83. Bathsheba Syndrome 2/13/2013
84. Battlefield Valor 2/23/2008
85. Be Damned 10/17/2007
86. Be Fare To Declare 3/5/2013
87. Bear Up - Lincoln Park Zoo 1/17/2015
88. Bearing Loss 10/23/2007
89. Bearings 2/15/2008
90. Beast Of Bray Road 10/20/2011
91. Beav Cleave - Lincoln Park Zoo 10/26/2014
92. Beaver Leaver 12/28/2013
93. Because 11/9/2007
94. Bed Sign 11/22/2009
95. Bee Gone 12/4/2007
96. Bee Muse 9/13/2013
97. Beer Here 12/15/2013
98. Befall 11/19/2007
99. Begin When? 7/25/2014
100. Behind And Under The Wheel 1/31/2010
101. Behind Green 2/19/2013
102. Bejookee - Lincoln Park Zoo 8/26/2013
103. Believe At Odds 2/11/2014
104. Better Change 10/21/2007
105. Beware The Blushless 1/16/2013
106. Beyond Explanation 4/25/2009
107. Beyond The Art 11/30/2007
108. Bi It? 2/5/2013
109. Bibliophile 2/4/2013
110. Big Cat Blues 1/28/2014
111. Big Cat Nap - Lincoln Park Zoo 9/20/2014
112. Big On Milk - Lincoln Park Zoo 3/6/2014
113. Big Squeeze 1/3/2015
114. Billion In Time 3/19/2013
115. Bipolar Abe? 3/31/2013
116. Bird A Twitter 9/26/2014
117. Bird Of Many Colors - Lincoln Park Zoo 9/25/2014
118. Bird's View - Lincoln Park Zoo 1/31/2015
119. Birdwatchers 3/25/2013
120. Birthday Blues 2/6/2013
Best Poem of Ima Ryma

A Dog Of Few Words

A clerk said, 'Next in line - this way.'
A dog spoke up, 'I guess I am.'
'What can we do for you today? '
'I want to send a telegram.'
The clerk handed the dog a note.
'You'll have to write it out somehow.'
The dog took pen in teeth and wrote,
'Bow wow wow, bow wow wow, bow wow.'
The clerk read what the dog had penned.
'One to ten words have the same fees.'
'There's eight words now, so you can send'
'Another 'bow wow' if you please.'

'No, ' the dog said, 'Just between us, '
'One more would sound ridiculous.'

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Sneezing Matter

'Where's my sandwich? I'm gonna tell.'
He whined and made a face. I smiled.
Little brothers are living hell.
I should have been an only child.
'Shut up or starve, That's how it goes.'
I glanced away. That's when he threw
A can of pepper up my nose.
I sneezed until my face was blue.
I came real close to fratricide.

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