Ima Ryma


Ima Ryma Poems

81. Bactrian Camels - Lincoln Park Zoo 6/27/2013
82. Bad Aim 5/19/2013
83. Bad Choice 9/8/2014
84. Bad Horning - Vietnam 4/17/2015
85. Bad Neighbor Duck 1/9/2015
86. Bad Spot 1/22/2008
87. Bake & Ache 7/2/2014
88. Bald Barbie 3/19/2013
89. Bald Eagle - Lincoln Park Zoo 7/30/2013
90. Bali Mynah - Lincoln Park Zoo 9/14/2014
91. Bali Mynah Appeal - Lincoln Park Zoo 10/31/2015
92. Bark Lark 2/24/2012
93. Barn Owls - Lincoln Park Zoo 7/18/2014
94. Bat 'Bleep' 8/20/2014
95. Bat Chat 10/9/2013
96. Bat Land 12/16/2015
97. Bath Time 11/19/2014
98. Bathsheba Syndrome 2/13/2013
99. Battle Flag 7/16/2015
100. Battle Of The Bulb 3/12/2016
101. Battlefield Valor 2/23/2008
102. Be All Of Be Claws 1/19/2016
103. Be Damned 10/17/2007
104. Be Fare To Declare 3/5/2013
105. Beaded Lizard - Lincoln Park Zoo 5/8/2016
106. Bear Tidings - Lincoln Park Zoo 11/28/2015
107. Bear Up - Lincoln Park Zoo 1/17/2015
108. Bearing Loss 10/23/2007
109. Bearings 2/15/2008
110. Beast Of Bray Road 10/20/2011
111. Beav Cleave - Lincoln Park Zoo 10/26/2014
112. Beaver Leaver 12/28/2013
113. Because 11/9/2007
114. Bed Bug 6/7/2015
115. Bed Sign 11/22/2009
116. Bee Abuzz - Lincoln Park Zoo 10/10/2015
117. Bee Asleep 6/3/2015
118. Bee Gone 12/4/2007
119. Bee Muse 9/13/2013
120. Beeing Of Service 11/15/2015
Best Poem of Ima Ryma

A Dog Of Few Words

A clerk said, 'Next in line - this way.'
A dog spoke up, 'I guess I am.'
'What can we do for you today? '
'I want to send a telegram.'
The clerk handed the dog a note.
'You'll have to write it out somehow.'
The dog took pen in teeth and wrote,
'Bow wow wow, bow wow wow, bow wow.'
The clerk read what the dog had penned.
'One to ten words have the same fees.'
'There's eight words now, so you can send'
'Another 'bow wow' if you please.'

'No, ' the dog said, 'Just between us, '
'One more would sound ridiculous.'

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Urine The Money

The ancient Romans had to pay
A tax upon the urine flow.
Fast forward to the modern day,
Politicians will make it so.
A urine user fee will be
Assessed per person based upon
A metered chip in each body,
Measuring each phenomenon
Of personal urine flushed to

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