Ima Ryma


Ima Ryma Poems

81. Bad Choice 9/8/2014
82. Bad Horning - Vietnam 4/17/2015
83. Bad Neighbor Duck 1/9/2015
84. Bad Spot 1/22/2008
85. Bake & Ache 7/2/2014
86. Bald Barbie 3/19/2013
87. Bald Eagle - Lincoln Park Zoo 7/30/2013
88. Bali Mynah - Lincoln Park Zoo 9/14/2014
89. Bali Mynah Appeal - Lincoln Park Zoo 10/31/2015
90. Bark Lark 2/24/2012
91. Barn Owls - Lincoln Park Zoo 7/18/2014
92. Bat 'Bleep' 8/20/2014
93. Bat Chat 10/9/2013
94. Bat Land 12/16/2015
95. Bath Time 11/19/2014
96. Bathsheba Syndrome 2/13/2013
97. Battle Flag 7/16/2015
98. Battle Of The Bulb 3/12/2016
99. Battlefield Valor 2/23/2008
100. Be All Of Be Claws 1/19/2016
101. Be Damned 10/17/2007
102. Be Fare To Declare 3/5/2013
103. Beaded Lizard - Lincoln Park Zoo 5/8/2016
104. Bear Tidings - Lincoln Park Zoo 11/28/2015
105. Bear Up - Lincoln Park Zoo 1/17/2015
106. Bearing Loss 10/23/2007
107. Bearings 2/15/2008
108. Beast Of Bray Road 10/20/2011
109. Beav Cleave - Lincoln Park Zoo 10/26/2014
110. Beaver Leaver 12/28/2013
111. Because 11/9/2007
112. Bed Bug 6/7/2015
113. Bed Sign 11/22/2009
114. Bee Abuzz - Lincoln Park Zoo 10/10/2015
115. Bee Asleep 6/3/2015
116. Bee Gone 12/4/2007
117. Bee Muse 9/13/2013
118. Beeing Of Service 11/15/2015
119. Beer Here 12/15/2013
120. Befall 11/19/2007
Best Poem of Ima Ryma

A Dog Of Few Words

A clerk said, 'Next in line - this way.'
A dog spoke up, 'I guess I am.'
'What can we do for you today? '
'I want to send a telegram.'
The clerk handed the dog a note.
'You'll have to write it out somehow.'
The dog took pen in teeth and wrote,
'Bow wow wow, bow wow wow, bow wow.'
The clerk read what the dog had penned.
'One to ten words have the same fees.'
'There's eight words now, so you can send'
'Another 'bow wow' if you please.'

'No, ' the dog said, 'Just between us, '
'One more would sound ridiculous.'

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Be Damned

The powers that be picked a site
Across the field from a playground.
A plant was built, shiny and bright,
Guaranteed to be safe and sound.
As the neighborhood children played,
Across the field in profit haste,
The plant owners were getting paid
To dispose of hazardous waste.
The plant shut down after a year.

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