Ima Ryma Poems

Managing the Chicago Cubs -
The job awaits a schmuck once more.
One of the most infamous clubs
Of managing revolving door.
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A new owl found in Oman,
Strix omanensis - maybe name,
Found by humans who get it on
With bird listening as the aim.
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Ever since a tadpole, this frog
Wanted to rocket to the moon.
I dreamed of such a travelogue.
Such a trip became opportune,
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Stuart Sutcliffe played in a band
Called the Black Jack, then Quarry Men,
Then Johnny and the Moondogs, and
Stuart was playing the bass when
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A black eyed squid met an owlfish.
The squid was looking for some lunch.
Its tentacles in twirling swish,
Grabbed onto the owlfish a bunch.
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It's said that good citizenship
Is knowing the important news.
A daily merry-go-round trip
That oft does color us with blues.
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Loyal workers of I.R.S.
Ignore the current scandal crap.
Lefties and righties like to mess
With us at times, all lips aflap.
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This Himalayan monal bird
Has her feathers ruffled a bit,
And feels the need to chirp a word
About the unfairness of it.
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I am the sun bear catching rays,
Ever sunning to stay bear buff.
Actually, I've a bright furred blaze
On my chest, and so the sun stuff.
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I am Chuckie, the chimpanzee,
She of a troop of gals and guys.
Not so big and so strong I be,
So I have to be extra wise.
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