Ima Ryma Poems

Robbing a bank is lots of stress;
And here's a perfect case in point.
I thought the job was a success -
Hour later I'm in the joint.
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This girl I liked did not like me.
I just could not figure out why.
What could I do so she would see
That I am really one great guy?
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I had known her for many years.
We lived just a few miles apart.
Our lives had but few common spheres,
But what we shared came from the heart.
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A nurse entered the mother's room.
'How are you both doing today -'
'Tired but so happy, I presume? '
The nurse asked in a friendly way.
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Old Robin Hood lie near to death.
He beckoned Little John to hear
His final words in gasping breath,
'Bring me my bow and arrow near.'
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson
Were in the boonies, camping out.
Their bedtime sherry toots were done.
They retired to the tent about.
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It was like snap, crackle and pop,
Going on inside of my ear.
And the feeling would just not stop.
It didn't hurt and I could hear.
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Keith Richards is one crazy guy.
Too often through life rolling stoned.
Trying to outdo the last high,
And keep the party's end postponed.
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At a session of the U.N.
They just appeared out of thin air,
Long limbed creatures with greenish skin.
'We come to warn, ' one did declare.
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A panda comes in a cafe,
And orders the veggie delight.
The waitress serves without delay,
And hopes that the order's all right.
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