Ima Ryma Poems

When a cow does swallow a nail,
As oft a cow is apt to do,
If stomach pierced the cow will ail,
Called hardware disease, yes tiz true!
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So very gentle I do touch.
The picked person does not feel me,
Since I am small and light and such,
And do my thing very quickly.
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Sir Isaac Newton sat one day,
Thinking beneath an apple tree,
Why in perpendicular way
A falling object seems to be.
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In 1967 in
October - off Broadway debut,
The hair raising Hair did begin,
A musical protest to do,
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Ben Franklin, an insomniac,
Essayed a list of what to do.
First, get out of bed, and then whack
Your pillow, and then kick it too.
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Public peeing in Paris is
Long standing tradition widespread.
Failing to stop this doing biz,
The city has joined in instead,
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John Brown in 1859
At Harper's Ferry did attack
The U.S. army by design,
A white to help the enslaved black.
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Red pandas on a treasure hunt,
Hunting all over the two do,
From side to side, from back to front,
Hunting hard at Lincoln Park Zoo.
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They moved into the neighborhood,
Mom and Dad and lots of offspring.
The housing and the food was good.
Their host did not notice a thing.
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She was born in two thousand six.
Oh six thus did become her name.
She had a prime wolf bag of tricks,
And through the years gained worldwide fame.
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