Ima Ryma Poems

In the midst of a burglary,
I got the urge to take a dump.
While on the john, a noise there be.
I got the urge to move my rump,
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Clark Gable and Claudette Colbert
Were stars in 'It Happened One Night.'
Neither had wanted to be there,
Thinking the roles were just not right.
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Glen Campbell's career had gone flat
When Rhinestone Cowboy came his way,
About a faded star who's at
The twilight period of his day.
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August 21st, '17
Be a total solar eclipse.
Some human scientists convene
To watch this spider give some tips
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In 1912, the month of June,
Villisca, Iowa, the town,
The Moore family - bodies strewn,
A bloodied axe brought them all down.
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Harvey hurled Houston into hell.
The hurricane with rain did storm.
Over four feet of water fell
In just two days - hardly the norm.
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Bobby Fischer for the U.S.
Boris Spassky - U.S.S.R.
A Cold War battlefield of chess,
1972 - grand spar.
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The solar eclipse '17,
Supposed to be a big to do.
So this chimp will be on the scene,
'Sun'sitive at Lincoln Park Zoo,
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African wild dogs live in packs.
Their lives of course are filled with barks.
Also their sneezes have impacts
For voting on their hunting larks.
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He and she had a one night stand,
And then they both went on their way.
I do not know if I was planned.
I just showed up new be one day.
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