Ima Ryma Poems

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791.
Down In The Dump

In the midst of a burglary,
I got the urge to take a dump.
While on the john, a noise there be.
I got the urge to move my rump,
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792.
Roled Into Two

Clark Gable and Claudette Colbert
Were stars in 'It Happened One Night.'
Neither had wanted to be there,
Thinking the roles were just not right.
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793.
Rhinestone Cowboy

Glen Campbell's career had gone flat
When Rhinestone Cowboy came his way,
About a faded star who's at
The twilight period of his day.
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794.
Weave In Eclipse

August 21st, '17
Be a total solar eclipse.
Some human scientists convene
To watch this spider give some tips
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795.
Villisca Axe Murders

In 1912, the month of June,
Villisca, Iowa, the town,
The Moore family - bodies strewn,
A bloodied axe brought them all down.
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796.
Harvey Hits Houston

Harvey hurled Houston into hell.
The hurricane with rain did storm.
Over four feet of water fell
In just two days - hardly the norm.
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797.
Fischer V Spassky

Bobby Fischer for the U.S.
Boris Spassky - U.S.S.R.
A Cold War battlefield of chess,
1972 - grand spar.
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798.
Eclipse Point Of View - Lincoln Park Zoo

The solar eclipse '17,
Supposed to be a big to do.
So this chimp will be on the scene,
'Sun'sitive at Lincoln Park Zoo,
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799.
All In Favor - Sneeze

African wild dogs live in packs.
Their lives of course are filled with barks.
Also their sneezes have impacts
For voting on their hunting larks.
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800.
Li'l Orphan Lizzie

He and she had a one night stand,
And then they both went on their way.
I do not know if I was planned.
I just showed up new be one day.
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