The bald eagle, I did become,
The year 1782,
The U.S. national emblem,
A big congressional to do.
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Nature makes snails hermaphrodite,
Meaning parts are male and female,
Tucked into one snail snug and tight,
So sex encounters do tell tale.
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July 4th, the Declaration
Of Independence became fact,
Written by Thomas Jefferson,
Perhaps 'twas his most famous act.
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A human swimming just off shore,
Under a sudden attack came.
At human flesh the creature tore,
And at the human took sure aim.
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Newborn at the Lincoln Park Zoo,
Chicago cubs - a be born first,
Red Panda cubs, and there are two.
Behind the scenes they both did burst
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Kianto - the jaguar am I,
Big cat at the Lincoln Park Zoo.
Safari Gift Shop is nearby.
A big stuffed tiger I can view.
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A chameleon learns quite young
That catching bugs and worms depends
On the quick draw of the long tongue.
Such means does justify the ends.
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I'm Papa, the geriatric
Black bear at the Lincoln Park Zoo.
Out of humans, I get a kick
Of all the silly things they do.
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'Dog Days' of summer is a phrase
Coined from old Roman and Greek lore,
About July through August days,
Filled with superstition galore,
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Please do a rewrite, Harper Lee.
Her publisher did so request.
'To Kill a Mockingbird' did be
To show a white man at his best,
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