Solomon Northrup was born free,
Grew up playing the violin,
Got kidnapped into slavery,
Twelve years away from loving kin,
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Forever humans have waged war
Because a few elites said fight.
Peace does not exist anymore,
And peace should be a human right.
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The termites really bug a lot
Of humans as wood eaters would.
But humans find termites have got
A lot of poop scoop that is good.
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Nurse Ratched was a mean female,
Who treated male patients so bad.
If women patients, would the tale
Have made her good nurse to be had?
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No one spent more time than did I
During the war with General Lee.
Traveller, he called me. and rode my
Iron gray back to history,
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A splash tetra male fish I am.
I felt the urge to propagate,
So through the Amazon I swam,
Looking for a hot female mate.
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Religion versus science is
A feud forever, humanmade,
Cuz both do deal with human biz,
Both bought and sold as stock in trade.
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Mariano Rivera, 'Mo'
Came from Panama to play ball
With the Yankees, and he could throw,
Relief pitcher for winning call.
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Davison Navar Henry seeks
To be adopted by someone.
He gets up the courage and speaks,
Asking he can be a son.
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It is National Bison Day,
Something good from fed politics.
When Lewis and Clark made their way
Across the land eighteen oh six,
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