You've got to leave something
Behind when you go,
No matter how large
Or how small;
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I think of a little red dog that I knew,
Who when young was so bold and so frisky;
I think of her now as I pen these few lines,
I'm thinking of course of our whiskey.
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I declare unto you there's a brew that is true,
Golden brown until we make it white;
It's drunk in the morning, it's drunk after noon,
In the evening, and also at night.
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The Anglo-Saxon idiom
Is a tax upon the brain
I mean, just what have cats and dogs
To do with heavy rain?
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I used to know a fellow in the farming trade,
You could always tell his chickens
By the eggs they laid;
They were small like him
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I'm feeling very vengeful,
I really just can't wait,
Until the kids are older,
And in their married state.
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The other day our Sammy
Did a very silly thing:
She bought a can of pop
And then she swallowed up the ring!
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I sit enveloped in my chair,
My limbs relaxed, my work is done;
The radio is droning low,
My eyes are heavy as a ton.
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I have the feeling that I
Want to write some words that gel;
To put a hidden sentence in, to
Write them very well.
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Lovely bubbles thick and creamy,
Water deep and room all steamy,
World shut out and I'm all dreamy,
Guess what? I'm having a bath.
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