John Carter Brown Poems

Wednesday, middle of the week;
Everyone know it is Woden's
Day - do they not?
No indeed, there are very many who do not;
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Yesterday was a very frustrating day:
Every time I tried to
Lever or twist, say a
Lid off a jar, I failed - it's not right.
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Music is a mysterious, and
Unique entity. It has the
Sublime ability to exist almost
Independently, yet never rejects the
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Eight legs on every octopus
In the sea...
Good grief!
How many legs altogether does
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No pen - no paper
No ink - no writing
No reading - no thinking
No trying - no learning
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Is there anything at all that's new on Facebook?
I've not been on for, Oh at least ten sec's;
Please let me know the latest if you will, 'cos
I think I've gone and lost my flamin' spec's.
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Interrogative intonation
Drives me up the wall,
Apart from valid questioning
It shouldn't be used at all;
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Think of a number, from 1 to 10
(Haven't played this since you know when)
Double it, add..? No, start again.
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There was a young man from Montrose
Who counted by fingers and toes;
But try as he may
He miscounted one day
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There was a strange man from Tibet
Who had an unusual pet;
It's front was dog
It's back was a frog
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