Left foot worked miracles
To bring glory to motherland Zambia
When nation's morale sagged
After beating Gambia
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If the brown-bottomed baboon
Should watch a candid cartoon
It'd pull out of its cold cocoon
The randy raccoon.
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So mad and deep
Has been my affection;
So kind and caring
Has been the connection
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Would you jump through a hoop
On fire to pry and snoop
Through fishy files and folders
To get a sizzling scoop
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When you've smitten the heart of someone special,
Amorous affection defies laws of magnets
To join both of you tightly
And turn you into magnetic magnates
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Wake up to the magnitude of the responsibility you shoulder
In singing the destiny humankind deserves
Betraying secrets to the egregious egret whose stakeholder
In his demented demeanour reserves
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Handle me with gentleness
Because I'm your better half
Sent from on high
To swallow flak on your behalf
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Tick-tock! A time came when my stars began to shine
I figured out how to glean the gist of Mathematics
The more the plasticity of my brain opted to redesign
How best to hone my trigonometric tactics
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Fly high, honeybees, fly;
Fly from anther to anther;
Honey guide, don't cry
But chase away panther.
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