Dear Santa
Please, please, please
Read this letter,
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Twas the day after Christmas, when all throughout the town
Not a soul was stirring, not even in dressing gown.
Roads covered in ice, sub-zero temperature
Middlesbrough an ice-age endure.
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I’m Cameron,
I’m the British Prime Minister
I’m always right!
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Bernie or Boyd
Who’s the best?
The debate rages
In the bars, homes and workplaces
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My eyes were made to see with,
What if they are deceived?
Whoes’s fault is it?
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From tiny acorns
The mighty Oak grows.
From tiny rain drops
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Plymouth Argyle were on a losing streak
They lost fifteen matches on the trot.
The manager tried all the formations
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The day we all dread
Frankenstein’s Monster, Dracula, the Werewolf
Creature from the Black Lagoon
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I am in total control
I wonder what the fuse is about
I hear bleating but
I see no evidence of racism in football
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Aftab on the right flank and me on the left
Only two inches away
So near and yet so far.
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