Kim Robin Edwards Poems

She's a hot date.
And she knows she's out of site.
On a hot night.
When she knows the time is right.
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If you want it.
You can take it.
I can give it to you, anytime you want it.
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Thanksgiving Day is so full of warmth.
Because!
There are people who care.
And people who share.
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Uncle Shmunkle!
Are you really my father's brother?
Of all the people in the world,
you have to be my father's brother...
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Give your love, then be devoted.
Give your love, don't fade away.
Take your time, then search for someone.
Make sure your love, it comes my way.
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Everytime I sat on the potty.
I imagined you, lusting; over my beautiful body.

So there I sat, broken hearted.
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So laugh your funky head off.
We're going to Bugs Anonymous.
Get the bugs out of your head.
Maybe a can of 'Raid' might help?
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You take him to your party.
You show him what to do.
You show him, the best time of his life.
You show him that he's no fool.
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I'm enjoyin' my funnest times now.
These are my funnest times.
And I've been stayin' in all the right places.
And livin' life, the best I can.
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Grumpy in the morning.
Grumpy in the day.
Grumpy in the morning.
Take a roll in the hay.
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