I got on a jet,
and flew to L.A.
Only to find.
I'd have a bad day.
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The RMS Queen Mary.
Was a ship, and not a ferry.
Out at sea, from dawn till dusk.
The White Star Liner.
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The Erie Lackawanna.
Was a friendly mamma!
The friendly service route.
Ran across the Southern Tier of New York.
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Where were you, when the snowballs were thrown?
And where were you, when the snowman was built?
And where were you at Christmas time?
And where were you, when I needed you?
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I hang my hat, a million miles from home.
And yet not so lonely, I feel never alone.
Because my bird, and my cat, they keep me a goin'.
While I read, and I write, as I talk on the phone.
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Easter bunny! My Easter bunny!
See your face, so white and funny.
How do you plan to spend the money?
Chocolate hats all filled with honey!
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I'm takin' a trip to Poker City.
Where the cards are hot, and
the girls are pretty.Where two
of a kind's a split, and where
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Who's who in the New York Zoo?
Said the clown with a funny face.
Many different cultures.
Within the human race.
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I went to a local Ice Cream Stand.
Located near Market Square.The
sky was clear, and the weather was
fair.This is where I met a girl named
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Mother's Day in the Big Apple.
While drinking Snapple under
an apple tree.It kind of made
me cry.It kind of made me sigh!
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