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This is a parody of Henry Barlow's 'Building the Nation'.

Like always I have done a lot
In building our nation.
...

See, two roads might diverge in any wood,
And sorry you cannot travel both
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I will not mourn my father's death
I won't even be struck by his death.
I will not contribute a coin to buy his coffin,
Or for the funeral which I won't even attend.
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4.

Close that door, son
For I am old and my bones are weak.
I've seen 89 under the sun
Journey's been long burning up my wick.
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Tell me my leaders
How low shall you stoop?
Humiliate me like a homeless man
As if to you I was nothing!
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I wonder what she was thinking
When she decided she'd be leaving.
Did she compare the pros and cons
And the cons indeed won?
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Walking in rural Africa
I saw an unfinished mud hut.
I laughed softly.
Question myself I couldn't resist:
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O Uganda! I miss you.
I miss you and your sweet bananas.
I miss your matooke and the beautiful nyabos.
I miss your beautiful capital and its dirty ghetto
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Your hair is dirty, good sir -
Said an innocent child to me one day.
I have what they call African hair,
A natural nappy head.
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'Twas the most romantic,
'Twas the shortest lasting,
Like a hen lays an egg,
Like a cloth holds to a rotting peg.
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Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
No. Summers in Africa are hot as hell:
Rough dusty winds our thatched huts shake
While heaven's bloodshot eye on boiling our brains concentrates;
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For May:

A rare metal – hard to find –
You're worth more than all gold there is.
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Four and six make ten
'Fore I'm sick I'll make my tea.
'Fore I'm weak I'll make you sing.
'Fore I'm dead you'll see my thing.
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Be not proud
The world's round
Days get long
Missy Joan
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For May

Sitting in the trees
Reminds me
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For Mary

Distance separates me and you,
yet your love lingers like the morning dew.
...

May

I watch the candle drip and
with every dropp I
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Pa looks at the newspaper
I flip the pages of my novel,
No one is reading a thing.
A minute later he flips the channels
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I'm weak
Haven't spoken to anyone a week.
Of suicide I contemplate
My body, energy won't generate.
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My stepfather, in his wisdom
Claimed that though he had tried,
He had totally failed to see the difference
Between myself and any cow.
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Kimani wa Mumbi Biography

He attended Oloolaiser High School in Ngong, Kenya. Later did A-Level in Kampala after which he joined St Lawrence University, Kampala in 2008. He considers himself a humorist and has written many essays and parodies. Many of his humorous essays and poems can be found at his blog: http: //keemlit.blogspot.com/)

The Best Poem Of Kimani wa Mumbi

Building Our Nation

This is a parody of Henry Barlow's 'Building the Nation'.

Like always I have done a lot
In building our nation.
Today I met US Secretary of State
In an important urgent function
And a lunch at the Vic.

The meals reflected our importance
Cold Bell beer and a small talk,
Then fried chicken with niceties
Wine to fill the moments of silence
We also had ice-cream over a few jokes
And coffee to keep us awake and lively.

The Secretary and I were driven back.
We might have yawned a few times in the back
And for I cared I asked my driver
Driver, my friend, had any lunch?
The ingrate replied looking straight ahead
Seemed to smile secretly
That he had not, but was slimming!

Upon which I took not lightly
For it is not easy building a nation
Mwananchi, we do a lot, I said,
Attending to matters of state,
Diplomatic duties are not easy you know.

And friends please give us a break,
You cause us stomach ulcers at times.
We don't build a nation with bricks,
Ah! the unfair criticism we get when building our nation!
Matter of fact I have ulcers!
Probably twice as painful as yours
Only mine are caused by matters
Of building this our nation!

So fellow nation builders
Let not the fellows be getting at you
Our nation is more than us.
It's all about building our nation –
– By all possible means.

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