Lawrence S. Pertillar

Gold Star - 9,394 Points (February/'47 / Connecticut, USA)

Lawrence S. Pertillar Poems

16121. You'Ve Enjoyed 4/21/2012
16122. You'Ve Got A Stuck Up Butt 7/7/2009
16123. You'Ve Got It. Finally...You'Ve Got It 7/21/2012
16124. You'Ve Got Jokes, Huh? 11/24/2013
16125. You'Ve Got Lots Of Company 7/2/2011
16126. You'Ve Got Me 9/12/2010
16127. You'Ve Got Me Lifted 9/14/2013
16128. You'Ve Got My Heart Unlocked 9/14/2013
16129. You'Ve Got My Lovelight Locked 9/8/2011
16130. You'Ve Got The Life 8/20/2011
16131. You'Ve Got To 11/14/2011
16132. You'Ve Got To Choose With Choice 3/23/2013
16133. You'Ve Got To Knock It 8/6/2009
16134. You'Ve Got To Know Love 9/10/2009
16135. You'Ve Got To Let This Go 2/19/2011
16136. You'Ve Got To Notice... 6/14/2008
16137. You'Ve Got To Pray 4/9/2008
16138. You'Ve Got To Want To Get 1/25/2011
16139. You'Ve Gotta Gotta Go 4/5/2009
16140. You'Ve Hit Me With Your Karma 12/11/2008
16141. You'Ve Lost Me 5/3/2008
16142. You'Ve Made All Of Them Liars 2/23/2011
16143. You'Ve Said It All 3/30/2013
16144. You'Ve Selected Me For Your Trip? 7/24/2008
16145. Zapped 5/20/2006
16146. Zenyatta 11/6/2010
16147. Zero 1/24/2008
16148. Zero Defects 1/22/2011
16149. Zero Zip Are The Benefits 6/30/2011
16150. Zero. None. Zilch To Erase 'Nots' 4/21/2012
16151. Zip It 5/23/2008
16152. Zombies Have Been Seen 8/10/2008
Best Poem of Lawrence S. Pertillar

$10 A Gallon?

$10 a gallon?
For what?

'Does that really matter now?
When it approached
One dollar per gallon...
You should have voiced your concern then!
Not when your pockets have gotten thin.
And deepened to hold more lint!
You want to make cents?
Put these sunglasses on.
Grab a twig from a bush...
And get to begging!
MAYBE...
You might gain some sympathy,
From someone who recognizes you are in disguise.
And they are in the mood,
To share with you their good attitude.
IF they have some of 'that' left! '

Read the full of $10 A Gallon?

Ghastly Ghoulish Rule

Why be dismayed,
By the eggs these chickens laid?
You were told that the rooster
Was a goosing hooting booster.
From the beginning it was said,
Everything he touched he poisoned dead!
And STILL you let him in your coop?
With all his stink and all his poot!
You should have given him long the boot!

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