Luscious Larry

Rookie ['The Big Wad'] (4/1/69 / Greece)

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I was born in Greece and learned quickly that I needed to know how to fight. We were poor. I became a Pro wrestler so I could protect myself. The chicks really dig me now. I came over to the US in 1988 and started my career. I'm a little older now and have started to write poems about my experiences in the ring. I once wrestled for the US Championship in 1996. I lost. I also worked as a fry cook ... more »

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  • Gold Star - 16,117 Points Mandolyn ... (11/10/2014 8:38:00 AM)

    7 poems is a good amount of poems to acquire over life- i'd say that's fruitful, or fruity
    or just plain gay. HEY, i knew a guy named Larry once who had a huge afro and he was a white guy
    and he used to say Sup?
    to everyone and eat all our food.

    i wanted to be just like him when i didn't grow up.

  • Veteran Poet - 1,544 Points Professor Plum (11/9/2014 8:42:00 PM)

    I used to be this guy, but I lost his password.

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Best Poem of Luscious Larry

Ode To Fall

The never ending orange and yellow
Leaves bombard me;
Bludgeon me like the Red Baron
Shot up Snoopy that one Halloween
Night.

I'll rake one spot for hours in
My front yard. Scratching a patch
For hours and hours and hours.
Just one square foot of yard.

Now, one leaf is stubborn,
And it sticks to my rake. I shake
And shake and shake. My rake.
I scream at the leaf:
"Why do you torment me so? " and:
"Tenacious dead leaf, I hate you! "

Now, I collapse to my knees
And weep and weep.
I will pound the ground ...

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