Professor Plum

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  • Gold Star - 16,058 Points Mandolyn ... (9/25/2014 6:20:00 PM)

    He hasn't written any poems in the past 8 years. I wonder if his socks match today....
    I bet he drinks his own urine to stay alive when he is at Wal-Mart.

  • Bronze Star - 2,912 Points Abekah Emmanuel (7/31/2014 4:04:00 AM)

    Such a moment to remember Prof, scene vividly captured...... keep it up!

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I Wish I Had Been a Cobbler

her fists were cumulus clouds
attached to slender wrists and

one grabbed my crotch I
blinked into ceiling fan eyes

penny for your thoughts make
that two bartender music man

agitating it like a Maytag washing
machine under there where they

stick the gum I thought of Norman
Bates while Lynyrd Skynyrd did

pushups around my head and
she even did the air guitar move

afterward as sweat bubbled
out onto my clammy forehead

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