of the North
wanted to be
a movie star
but did not know it
...
Everyone said
we were the cutest couple,
and if you don't believe me,
just look at the photos.
...
I used to shop there
all the time
and it was always crowded
...
Who's in charge
with nine days to go?
Is it somebody orange
...
Buzz Aldrin, Space Imperialist,
discovers a tiny brown lesion
on the end of his nose.
he uses his wife’s
...
As far as I can tell
I’m the last guy I know
who worked through
his suicidal depression
...
I'll tell you why I wear this tie,
and why I'm so well groomed.
My appearance gives its lie
...
I just don’t care
the way I used to
what you’ve got
between your
lines.
...
At the same time
Shakespeare’s sister,
Shakespeare’s brilliant,
pregnant, sister,
...