362. Poem by Jaden Knight

A great white lemon and a shoe kebab
argued in vain over a taxi crab
the purple fox had already paid the fare
to the carrots in his hair

The vegetables stole his ears
and drank them in a thimble of beer
sewed their eye lids to a penguin cat
who was blowing up balloons with a baseball bat

With each swing the oyster cried from its shorts
as it watched the red garlic arms compete at sports
the spectators all wore a golfing scarf
which broke up onions while having a laugh

As the golden turkey ate them all
even the hamster 9 foot small
its eyeball legs began to smile
the jelly horse may be gone for now
but he'll be back in a while