A Cheapskates Generosity [humor] Poem by R.K. Cowles

A Cheapskates Generosity [humor]



Considering
I've been awarded a gratuity
From my employer
I'm feeling generous
Needing a celebration
To present my gratitude
To my confidants
Tap water for everyone
I'm paying
But only a petite glass
I didn't obtain
That bloated of a bundle

R.K. Cowles
Tuesday, August 23, 2011
poem poems Celebration humor
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This appears in my book 'The Hodgepodge of Poetized Morsels Parts 1 Through 5' it appears in part 3. it can be purchased on Lulu.com this is a poem about what cheapskates will do when they feel generous.
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