Who’s on first, What’s on second
An Abbot and Costello skit
Costello never had it reckoned
He was fully confused by it
In the same mess were Bush and Gore
For them a similar confusion
Who got through the White House door
Was chosen by the court’s perusion
Costello and Abbot, commedians great
Could never be this funny
They didn’t have the Florida State
Funnier then sunny
With their minimal dimension
They’ve allowed us all to see
All four have called attention
To their great absurdity
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Again, Stanley, get your facts straight please! Tell me why so many people (even vets like you who should know better) on this site have such a poor opinion of their native land?