Adventures Of Nerd Boy: Them Broads Was Easy Poem by Khristian E. Kay

She called me a misogynist

Me of all people!
I love women!

I have always been a vocal supporter of women’s rights
I still have my ERA buttons!
I marched in their damn parades
went to their male-bashing feminist poetry readings
My friends would say “Hey!
Come on out with us were going to the club,
pick up some chicks…”
I’d say “no thanks
I’m going to a woe-myn rally”

They’d shake their heads and spend their cash
I never spent a dime
Ok maybe a book or two or another pin
But I never went home alone

Funny thing about those male bashing feminists
they always wanted to be on top.

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