Never smoke cigarettes,
as they are libel to leave you
with a big bad cough.
Never eat too much
because you will get fat
in the places you did not want to.
Never use a mobile phone
as it has bad habit of talking back to you
when you do not want it to.
Never buy a car
without an engine in it,
as you won’t get very far.
Never buy a newspaper
if you want to hear good news
as you will never find it in there.
23 November 2007
three cheers for the GURU of GUFFAW........you make me smile David
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
And never ssay never.... t x