Another Beer(A Funny Story) Poem by Edwin Drood

Santa comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells Jeeto, 'Get me a beer before it starts.'
His wife, Jeeto, and gets him a beer.
Fifteen minutes later, Banta says, 'Get me another beer before it starts.'
Jeeto looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him.
Santa finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, 'Quick, get me another beer, it`s going to start any minute now.'
Jeeto is furious now. She yells at him 'Is that all you`re going to do tonight? Drink beer and sit in front of that TV? You`re nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob, and furthermore...'
Santa sighs and says, 'It`s started.. '