Australia - Eating Wildlife For Good Health Poem by Paul Warren

Eating our Australian wildlife
Is a healthy way to keep out of strife
It is lean mean without a lot of fat
Just get your laughing gear around that
And it is available if you go to the Outback
A smorgasbord of taste as a matter of fact

I have eaten kangaroo steak an it's OK mate
But crocodile is like tough chicken and not great
And Emu is a bit like that too tough needing a grinding mill
At a restaurant once a had a road kill mixed grill
Which had all the stuff including snake grilled well
It tastes great although it sounds like the meal from hell.

© Paul Warren Poetry