David Harris

Rookie - 915 Points (18 June 1945 / Bradfield, England)

Bad For Your Bum (Fun Poem 54)


A friend of mine
went for a smoke
a couple of days ago.
To get out of the wind
he backed behind
a Hawthorn bush
and got a thorn
stuck up him bum.
Now cigarettes all carry
a public health warning
stating they are bad for your health,
but I think there should
be another warning saying
it also bad for your bum.


23 January 2008

Submitted: Thursday, January 24, 2008

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  • Rookie JoAnn McGrath (1/25/2008 8:35:00 PM)

    AH HA...I did guess it...but I had the first go of it didn't I...before you put it down on paper (Report) Reply

  • Rookie Sylvi Sylva (1/24/2008 5:53:00 PM)

    Hehe absolutely anything can be - look before you leap i say - but hey this is an enjoyable read and voted. (Report) Reply

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