Ballad Of A High School Kid Poem by Jeremy Willson

He woke up early to text on his phone
But had locked it in his mother's car
He missed the bus and had to run to school
It's a good thing school was close
He walked in his classroom late
But all the seats were taken
So he grabbed his breakfast
Green eggs and disgusting baked beans
He fell asleep in Algebra class
And woke up to the bell ringing in his ear
It felt as if he was in hell
His hair got frizzy
An old woman sneezed on him
He got bullied by a dork named goofy
He hoped the day would finally end
He walked into his English class late again
To do an essay that he dreads
He knew not what to do
He just left his paper blank
As he walked back home from school
He fell and a German Shepard bit him in the butt
He got back up and started to cry
He stayed in his room for the rest of the day