Bananas To Keep Gold Lure At Bay Poem by Aniruddha Pathak

Bananas, time-ticked traditional way,
That came, Customs to bail,
Laxatives did when fail.
If an apple keeps doctors away,
The lay fruit, lo, keeps gold lure at bay.
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Nine smugglers who flew in from Malaysia had earlier ingested
89 gold biscuits, and Customs forced them to give up their
stash. The doctors when called in failed, failed when sundry
laxatives, they tried plain old bananas. And lo and behold,
the fruits of their labour were gleaming!
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- Happenings | 06.06.14 |