Because It's Fun Poem by Kevin Patrick

Let's drop a dose of acid
into a bowl of punch
And tell the pampered prep kids
its special orange crush
We'll liaison our excitement
watching the novice trip and blush
Down the Willie Wonka tunnel
riddle psychedelic rush

Then I'll drive a Silver Lexus
down the incline of a road
Speeding on adrenalin
while viscera paints the hood
To discipline pedestrians
when they act like nasty toads
They can smell the putrid sinews
tattooed around the wheels

Then I'll tell the border guards
there's illegal's in the trunk
Laughing as they convict me
for being full of delightful bunk
They'll never validate a claimant
thats sincere for me to deduct
Since all my accusations
are insolvent grains of salt
Maybe I'll start a revolution
with exaggerated convictions
Then bailout responsibility
for indefinite decisions
Watching on the sidelines
of my Cancerous Ambitions
Destroy the social seams
of this melting pots foundations


Simply because it's fun


For did you know these acts are in the back of my skull?
Simply garland intermissions between the habits of this façade
Restrained predilections while the jackals spike my heart
For all depravities inventions when my empathies is dulled
And I am the President elect of the black sheep fan club
Who never meditates a mess without thoughtful pause
Careful to maneuver my behavior for your pleasure
But I'd rather kiss the fires and escape the icy heavens
For there is nothing in this world that kills me more than boredom
And the boredom is a tumor that makes me want a slasher sequel

All because it's fun