Bird Book Poem by Lee Fones

Today picked up a book of birds
Absolutely FREE
Full of pictures and words
But not the women's variety

No nudity or nothing
Just lots of gorgeous birds
It wasn't at all disgusting
And lots of exciting words

The pictures are amazing
From a puffin to red crested cardinal
These pictures alone worth saving
But red crested cardinal isn't from Portugal

It's full of educational facts
Can't believe got it for free
I felt like it was a criminal act
So when I go back I'll give him 50p