Corrected Counsel To A Canine From A Superior Being Poem by Bill Grace

Noteing how you treat the cats
In depth of night from day
And noteing the vast difference in treatment
I must address these words to your attention.

First, we must discuss your over vigilance,
That has nothing to do with security
And everything to do with extorting more than
The established one milk bone limit
The cats do not appreciate this phony zeal
Nor do I now that I am wise.

Second, you refuse to share
Your upstairs observation ledge with the cats.
In grim display of power
Worthy of Hitler and Stalin's spirit.

I am not pleased - and remember the Red Sea -
There could be consequences.

Signed,

God