Costa Rica Poem by Paul Reed

Would you just take a peek-a
At those footballers from Costa Rica
They made the experts sob and cry
When they beat Uruguay

It all just goes to show
That the form book can take a blow
So all those experts, take a bow
‘Cos you don't look so clever now

Perhaps when England are the opponents
They might have more considered moments
And predict an English defence that will be leakin'
From holes drilled through by Costa Ricans