I can always be sure while watching the screen
Of the telly when there is an immodest scene
In a movie Italian or French or whatever
Involvingan intresting bit of endeavour
Especially concerning some under-garbed lasses
Then my wife reaches over and takes off my glasses
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
I know, I know, it's not biographical. Just some good rhyming and excellent humor!
Fibber Magee and Molly used to have a character named Wallace Wimple .. this was called to mind by him
it had BETTER NOT be biographical