A cereal for breakfast,
and fast food for my lunch
A chocolate bar as comfort food,
and a beef burger as brunch
A cake just after 2 o’clock,
I’m not getting any thinner
A biscuit with a cup of tea,
and a pie and chips for dinner
All hail the obese champion,
I won the prize again
I weigh more than an Elephant,
and have a similar brain
I cannot stand for very long,
my girth is quite abhorrent
I can drink like a fish when it comes to beer,
and my urine flows like a torrent
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
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