Face Leaks Poem by Kim Barney

Kim Barney

Kim Barney

I was born in a bank - - my mother went there and made a deposit

Face Leaks

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My nose just keeps on dripping,
so I just keep on flipping
my head to one side.

Good manners are an issue,
but I don't have a tissue,
so what do I decide?

I really don't believe
I should wipe it on my sleeve,
though I've done that to achieve
a drier nose.

You say you'd like to diagnose
my problem if you can?
I'd be your greatest fan,
but please don't stand too close!

Face Leaks
Sunday, June 10, 2018
Topic(s) of this poem: humor
POET'S NOTES ABOUT THE POEM
Written 09 Jun 2018
Revised 10 Jun 2018
COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Kelly Kurt 11 June 2018

This poem was really about you, wasn't it? : -) Thanks for the smiles, Kim.

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Kim Barney 12 June 2018

Of course. Number one rule for writers: Write what you know about. :)

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Maryellen Smith 11 June 2018

You should advertise yourself as the funniest poet on the web. I think you are exactly that. This poem is delightful. Thanks for posting it!

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Kim Barney 12 June 2018

Thanks, Maryellen. You are too kind. There are some other funny people out there, too.

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Bernard F. Asuncion 11 June 2018

Kim, you have made me smile😆😆😆👍👍👍

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Kim Barney 11 June 2018

Thanks, Bernard. That was my intention. I hope you're not the only one!

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Sandra Feldman 10 June 2018

Such a cute and fun description Hope It finds the right prescription. Enjoyed something light and funny like you well wrote here. Smiling, and humor help us find new cheer. So thank you so much dear friend and poet.

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Kim Barney 10 June 2018

Sandra, mi amiga querida, Thank you so much for your poetic comment. You find a great rhyme almost every time.

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Kim Barney 10 June 2018

Ah, the perfect solution: a drip catcher! Leaf nothing to chance!

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