Fashionista Files: Lucky Poem by Madam Anonymous

I marvel at the sophistication of dy/dx
In Mathematics’ passage
However at heart,
I remain a peacock
With a dazzling plumage.

Lucky, the magazine
About shopping and style
Has me smitten,
Fascination with boots and clutches
Has me feverishly bitten.

Did Shakespeare not wisely state
‘Do not judge the book by its cover’
As this ideal female
Is also a Juicy Couture lover.

Lucky shows how to mix
Maiden with Vamp look,
To become a fashionable girl
Editor Kim France it took.

How could l live without
Chanel’s red lipstick,
How could I learn the look
Without Lucky’s trick.

In this city girl
It has caused transformation,
Blessed this Eve
Due to its creation.

In Archemide’s ‘Eureka’
Limited, I was bound to live
To Hamilton’s capitalism
All delight I was headed to give.

Lucky,
In honor of your existence
I can wax poetic forever,
As a dedicated reader
Gladly pose nude on your cover.