(freeverse) *dotty Definitions # 58 Poem by WES Vogler

(freeverse) *dotty Definitions # 58

Rating: 5.0


PERUSAL
The other day I was searching for bad jokes
and I had to get them out of my head
so I am passing them on to you



ADDICTION
I am addicted to brake fluid but it's
okay because I can stop anytime


SHOW BUSINESS
The other day a clown held a door open for me.
It was such a nice jester


DO NOT READ THIS
Did you know Spock has three outstanding ears?
Right ear, left ear and final front-ear


GOOGLE
I found out Google has a sense of humor
I asked fior drastic puns and it gave
me Jurassuic puns.


* free verse... prose on a poem site

(freeverse) *dotty Definitions # 58
Friday, February 7, 2020
Topic(s) of this poem: fun,people
COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Leeann Azzopardi 07 February 2020

WES you are funnier than the comics onTV Genius

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wes vogler 07 February 2020

thank you luv good to hear from you

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Kelly Kurt 07 February 2020

I'm glad you passed them on to us.

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wes vogler 07 February 2020

got to get back to limericks

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Kim Barney 07 February 2020

I like the brake fluid one. A friend of mine once told me: " I can stop smoking any time I want. I've done it many times! "

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Kelly Kurt 07 February 2020

So have I.: -)

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Kim Barney 07 February 2020

With all those big ears, Spock is certainly going to hear about this!

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wes vogler 07 February 2020

always good to hear from you Kim

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Spock The Vegan 07 February 2020

" I am addicted to brake fluid but it's okay because I can stop anytime" Funny stuff from Wes on the final frontier.

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wes vogler 07 February 2020

I had to pass this one on to Spock

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WES Vogler

WES Vogler

Vancouver BC Canada
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